Elephants on Ellen

Hello laddies!

So today, Ellen had an elephant on her show. I thought that was pretty amazing. She was throwing honeydew melons at it.

Anyway, my life seems less eventful now that I'm back at skool. Ha ha ha! But alas, it does. It's a very sad thing. I feel a wave of dread when I step one toe into the campus; it's horrible. In other news...People are weird.