Disney Channel Meets Reality Television

No laddies, this isn't about them Jonas boys...

it's about HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL! Disney Inc. is making HSM into a reality show/competition thing. It's going to be something like HSM (of course) meets American Idol meets Camp Rock...FUCK IT! It's like a All New Mickey Mouse Club ripoff thing they conveniently named High School Musical: Summer Session. Except instead of 12 people winning roles on a TV show, 1 lucky winner wins and gets to star in HSM4!

HSM: I wish it would die.

Anyway, Disney is having open calls for the reality show (American Idol = reality show). A handful of people (ages 16 -22) will be picked out to attend and summer camp (this is where Camp Rock comes into play) where they "hone their skills" acting, singing, and dancing alike. Then in the end they get judged, one person wins and goes on to "join the HSM family" in HSM4.

And I thought HSM was going to die after the second movie. -_-

Anyway, the point of this is....I was reading the application thingy....it was quite entertaining. Especially the part about crimes and such.

Linkage: Application

One More Reason To LOVE Ellen DeGeneres

If you know me at all, you know that I absolutely LOVE Ellen DeGeneres. She is amazing and is one of the reasons I survived my first term of college. I have tons of reasons why I love Ellen. She played the voice of Dory in one of my favorite Disney/Pixar movies, Finding Nemo, and she beat Oprah (who I hate, by the way) at being the #1 Favorite TV Personality in this new poll, AND she plays Guitar Hero (even on her show!), but I love her EVEN MORE because of what she did on today's show.

Ellen had the Jonas Brothers (who I think need haircuts. Nick is starting to look like Hair Bear and Joe almost resembles Captain Caveman.) on her show today and I was all "Oh boy," and "Please don't perform SOS again." Anyway, Ellen tried to bring up the apparent "break-up" of Nick and Miley, but was thwarted by Joe. But then Ellen (ah, I love her for it) says "What's with falling down all the time? Who keeps falling down?" bring up the subject of Joe falling during the AMAs as well as his head injury from when he ran into that wall. She then makes the boys watch the AMAs moment over again and then she presented Joe with a present. It was a baby blue football helmet with a microphone attached to it that had Ellen written in white across it. I died in hysterics.

This is definitely another reason why I love Ellen.

New York, London, Paris, Munich. Everybody Talk about Pop Muzik!

So laddies, yesterday my brother and I spent the whole day listening to our parents' vinyl records on our pretty old record player. And we both agreed that from the hundreds of records our parents have the best was the 33' Pop Muzik record by M. Now, as I was looking for a YouTube video of this song to show you why this song is such magical music GENIUS, I got sidetrack because I accidently clicked on the wrong video, and then that video led me to another video, and then that led me to another, and I think you get it now. Anyway, what I found was quite amusing (as always) and you wouldn't believe how many people made similar vids like these: (the highlights are shown)

When I first heard that I (meanly) thought That still sounds like Avril. 

Crank to this.

Anyway, here are others:

• Amy Winehouse - Rehab
• Sean Kingston - Beautiful Girls
• Kanye West - Stronger
• Jonas Brothers - SOS
• Gimme More - Britney Spears (I just love the "It's Britney Bitch" part)

Well, when I was looking at all of those Chipmunk versions (you can find more songs here), I came across this one and I just had to see what it was all about. Needless to say, I was amuse. ^.^ The voices are quite fitting, I must say.

Okay, enough distractions. Here is what I really wanted you to see and hear:

*Sigh* Oh 1979...how I love thee.

I Must Mention...

So, I read Perez Hilton's blog. Yes, I is a loser....yet what are you?

Anyway, I took a look at it tonight, since I haven't looked at it in awhile. So far I have learned that Miley Cyrus is Britney 2.0 (can you say "I love you Perez?), Mel B fell down a flight of stairs on New Years, K-Fed hired more security because he feels compelled to "protect" the boys I believe he unrightfully (I know that's not a word but still!) stole from Britney, Taylor Hicks (and Ruben?!) have been dropped from J Records, and Steve Irwin's wife has contacted Steve from beyond?!? But the best yet has to be this:

Joe Jonas from the Jonas Brothers was rushed to the emergency room on Saturday, PerezHilton.com has exclusively learned.

Thankfully it's nothing too serious and he's alright now.

The tween heartthrob was "horsing around" backstage at a concert in Atlantic City and hit his head.

"He ran into a wall," a source tells us. (Linkage)

Okay...now I'm starting to think that his fall at the AMAs is something we all should reconsider deeply. I mean, if you were like me, you just sort of laughed hysterically at the irony of him falling on broken glass before singing SOS, then brushed it of as an "accident," but running head first into a wall? "He got a few stitches," they said. ?!?! They make it sound as if it wasn't so bad. I seriously question people's intelligence here. And now I'm starting to think this kid thinks he's Superman.

...or DJ Danja?

Cause really? Who runs head first into a wall?

Anyway, I think I've expressed my love towards everyone enough today already. Let's see what can amuse me next, shall we?

(Pictures used with the courtesy of PerezHilton.com, even if he doesn't know it.)

New Year...Compass Fixed Yet Still Lost

Hooey! I've been away. I apologize profusely.

Anyway, life has been fine. Lately here in New York it has been terribly cold. Like REALLY cold. The other day...actually it was today...I asked my friend if Chicago is as cold or worse than it was today and he told me it's worse, which I thought was weird cause Chicago is in the middle of the country and being as small minded as I could have possibly been, I assumed it wasn't as cold in Mid America. Actually, I assumed that it was fairly nice in Mid America. So much I know about the rest of the country outside of New York.

So, it was New Years a couple of days ago. (Actually the day I first posted. hehe) And like always, I have forgotten. I mean, I recall listening to people on TV count down and I recall watching the ball drop in Times Square on channel 7 and I distinctively recall Kevin and Joe Jonas' Tiny Tim and Sir Scrooge outfits and Dick Clark's emphazima -like voice invading the peace of my eardrums, but other than that nothing. I think I went to the movies that day. National Treasures Two to be exact. Awesome Nick Cage-ness.

Anyway, I have realized once again how much I actually do go out. I mean, I was hanging out with my friends who I haven't hung out with in AGES and I took them to Chinatown. But it was strange; I was actually the leader and they were following me. It's weird cause I usually have a horrible sense of direction, but ALAS, my compass has been fixed! It's amazing. It makes me feel all big-headed! Anyway, we hung out and of course as always someone has to become all "emolicious" on the rest of us. My friend Douglas became quite sullen because he feels like he's behind in life and that he should have accomplished more. My friend Amanda and I completely agreed with this, which I found quite shocking because I hardly ever agree with Douglas. Anyway, he feels "lost" and "behind" and I was all "well, join the club!" and that didn't cheer him up. *sighs*

Anyway, we end up going to this little concert thingy, to hear this band from Beacon High School (or they used to go to Beacon) called MayDay, play. (Link to MySpace provided: MayDay) Now, being the awful, horrible critic I am, they were alright (?). (Oh, I'm being too polite...) They played some useless ear-hurting crap as their first three songs, then played the stuff that I actually came to listen to: their niche sort to speak. They played about four songs (one being a Sublime Cover), reggae rock, sort of Sublime and 311 style (except no rapping, though I wouldn't know because the mics were so low, no one heard the actual lyrics.) Yet, all the Beacon 07 alumni didn't care, because to them they were the bees knees! To me, well....

Hey, I make fun of everybody.